My bookmark stands erect between the spreading pages of some 800 breast, hand holding the cover linen in a new shade of green - thumb worn puke! Shame Joyless said it could rebuild Dooblin, while eye said aye if it had ever been built the first toyme.
Dust Jack, it fell off the shelf. Buy the window and bye the stairs for 3 pence a page to the teller, no golden apple required.
- Ban it! That will be a dirty book now and ever. Was it Tristram pushed it off before ever being born, you sham, D?
- How many years in the Homer before you read a book like this? I give you one decade and an Our Father, but only after the sin.
- No absolute shun without contrition, you Jesuit!
I'll roam the world from town to town
for the girl I left behind.
- Left behind and right behind. You'll have them both! So, we set sale.
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Now, just when it was about to get interesting one gets hungering for a kidney sandwich. The book pages keep flying, flying, flying off with dust. Allergen that. I knew a man once who could not be near the presence of old books for the allergies. Wife was a writer, but only of new books. Now these paragraphs are pages long, what's the point of even looking for a break. Put it down, pick it up and start anywhere, you'll never know the difference. Some people read every word, some people skim. Skimming has got to be the only way to finish. Some people don't read books at all. Better off. Waste of time, surely. But time. Look at the time, where did it go?
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Shame
Take the jacket off now. Take the pants.
Bloom
It's a fecund story isn't it?
Joyless
It's a feckin' bore
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Now you be dreaming. Day-dreaming is a high waste of time. I read a book once, with a story, and adventure, and I felt so good inside! What is this all about? Oh, I two don't like books with a Molly in them. You should no that.
Exit now and close the Book. Be gone, begun the next one. Out of orbit by velocity of nun to find you're falling, falling now, fawl-a-ling, fa-ling, fa-fa-fa-fling, ffffffaling, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling, fallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllling, falliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, fallinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, fallingggggggggggggggg, fffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg, ffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggg in, falling in forever, four eve or.
